BIG WORDS ARE FUNNY AND CATCH YOUR ATTENTION

"IF IT TOOK A MAN A WEEK TO WALK A FOURT NIGHT, HOW MANY YARDS OF BUTTERMILK WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE A GALVANISED JACKET FOR A GRAYHOUND"



After some thinking about it I realise that the wall of text that makes up my other posts may overload your brain at first, so here's some funny words to warm you up..........


"I WANT IT BEEF SHAPED, DAMN IT!"

HORRIBLE = HORRID     THEREFORE
TERRIBLE  = TERRID   IT'S SO OBVIOUS

STRUGGLE..... THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT
STRUGGLE.....IT'S GOT TWO G's AND AN UGGLE. 

"CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTY"

  "Dudes, he's not blinking, is he dead?
  "Poke his eyes he'll have to blink."
  "It's ok you can poke my eyes. I trust you man..."

"The best technique with bad instruments will always yeild better results then the reverse" Me December 7th 2010